Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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