why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
