who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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