the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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