My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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