Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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