No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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