I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
