My brain says no but my pants say off.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Slut skills are useful in every country.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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