Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Your cock deserves a montage
You made out with two different species that night
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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