so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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