Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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