i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
