Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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