is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
so much tequila, so little girl.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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