I never want to see another naked old woman again.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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