Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't turn off my feet"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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