so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I skipped work to stalk him.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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