Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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