their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
