After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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