Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
