i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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