Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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