im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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