she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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