I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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