I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
