Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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