Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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