Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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