yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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