no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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