i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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