bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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