Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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