Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Randomize
