im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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