dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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