Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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