Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
