I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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