Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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