When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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