News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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