Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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