Heybabeimwearingurpanties
even my farts smell like vagina
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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