Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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