this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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