i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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