How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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