She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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