people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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