His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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