i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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