Apparently you make a good broom.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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